It cant have info on bag-less vacs…. if it did then there would have to be information on the correctness of other modern things… clarity on using TV for preaching or money raising… info on the immorality of genetic research….. modern medicine vs faith healing…..
For the same reason there is no information about bagless people that just want to mess with Christians
They didn’t use to exist, but I guess if you have nothing in your bag but meaningless sarcasm, you can’t reproduce any way, so it’s not a problem.
There is a vaccum – a void of 300 years of undocumented history between Malachi and Matthew. God is loud and boisterous and then nothing. Silence. Centuries of it. And then along comes Jesus.
Bagless vacuum cleaners, particularly the Hoover Whirlwind models, ARE mentioned in Scripture.
When the whirlwind passes, the wicked is no more;
but the righteous stand firm forever.
(Proverbs 10:25)
The voice of your thunder was in the whirlwind.
The lightnings lit up the world.
The earth trembled and shook.
(Psalms 77:18)
You will winnow them,
and the wind will carry them away,
and the whirlwind will scatter them.
(Isaiah 41:16)
For they sow the dust,
and they will reap the whirlwind.
it does yield, strangers will swallow it up.
(Hosea 8:7)
Clearly bagless vacuum cleaners are of the Devil.
They are an abomination to God.
Rev. Neil
Illuminati
Theres also nothing in the bible about farting and going to the bathroom. is that suspicious too?
Because they are the work of the devil!
If God is so all-knowing, why did he miss that? I think some ignorant man is speaking for him. Maybe God had a hangover when the Bible was written.
No I don’t think it suspicious it’s just NOT mention!!!!!!!
pearls before swine
Answer not a fool according to his folly Proverbs
There’s nothing in the Bible about bagless vacuum cleaners. Have you checked the Quran? Cuz if it’s anywhere, it would be in there.
I don’t care if it’s a sin, I am NOT giving up my Dyson.
I think the forerunner of the bagless is in there, but it didn’t have the powerhead yet, just the wand.
God had them on board His spaceship but had nowhere to plug them in here on Earth to use them.
It cant have info on bag-less vacs…. if it did then there would have to be information on the correctness of other modern things… clarity on using TV for preaching or money raising… info on the immorality of genetic research….. modern medicine vs faith healing…..
Maybe because they don’t suck enough.
For the same reason there is no information about bagless people that just want to mess with Christians
They didn’t use to exist, but I guess if you have nothing in your bag but meaningless sarcasm, you can’t reproduce any way, so it’s not a problem.
There is a vaccum – a void of 300 years of undocumented history between Malachi and Matthew. God is loud and boisterous and then nothing. Silence. Centuries of it. And then along comes Jesus.
Hmm .. and it still sucks.
Badum-bum.
Isn’t a black hole a vacuum? (and bagless at that).
Job 26:7 He spreads out the northern skies over empty space; he suspends the earth over nothing.
Astronomers have discovered a black hole in the Northern sky.